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First of all, a huge thanks to everyone who re-posted yesterday’s plea for help. A couple of people have gotten in touch so far, but nothing’s set in stone yet. I’ll keep you informed. Meanwhile, I’m home with a bit of a cold, guzzling honey tea and poppin’ pryaniki like it’s 1599. Clearly, this a good time to answer some of your questions. I’m just doing these in descending order, save for the “Do you shave your beaver?” question, which may get a dedicated post of its own, or get skipped entirely. This edition is built for speed.

Romero-esque zombies have risen and are currently feasting on the brains of your loved ones. What is your weapon of choice for dealing with this threat?

As I’m looking around my home, I see that I have a few options here:  a retractable steel baton for smashing skulls in [compact, virtually indestructible], a machete for chopping heads off, a pair of steel-heeled stilettos which could be OK for eye-socket-to-brain perforation. But, honestly? In a real zombie apocalypse I would much prefer to be armed with a nice hand-cannon. Wouldn’t have to get so close!

Indiana Jones or James Bond?

No. I refuse to pick. Perhaps a blend of both, equally apt at survival with or without gadgets.

Erm, this is totally random, but you remind me for some reason of the girl on Godsmack’s debut album cover… That wouldn’t be you by any chance, would it?

She’s lovely, but I wouldn’t do that to my eyebrows. No.

Could you please tell me/us about Noirland? I stumbled upon it on IMDB and was quite surprised to see your name!

Noirland is currently in post production. It’s a film by Ramzi Abed starring James Duval [Doom Generation]. The synopsis:

A catatonic serial killer (James Duval) is put under a deep hypnosis in order to free his last victim and revive him into coming to terms with the sadistic sexual acts he is responsible for. An amnesiac detective searching for a serial killer finds out he is the prime suspect. Criminal psychiatrists and psychologists watch the mysteries unfold.

Should be a fun B-flick! I only appear in one scene, but I do have a line and it was a ton of fun to shoot. Many fun photos from that day, which will be up a little closer to the film’s release date.

What’s the worst mistake you’ve ever made?

I don’t believe in mistakes, only life and lessons.

What excites you most?

It’s a toss up between tearing down barriers, travel, the creative high, debauchery, and toro sashimi.

Do you smoke?

Though I haven’t purchased a pack since the Master Cleanse, I do enjoy the occasional borrowed puff over drinks.

What are your guilty food pleasures? Just so some of us don’t feel so alone in being completely bad on occasion.

Being completely bad on occasion isn’t bad at all. I think eating what you want is important, just within reason! My mom gave me a package of pryaniki on Saturday. Though I’m generally un-stirred by sugar, sometimes It just needs to get in muh belleh. Like RIGHT NOW.  Other foods that I just gots to have sometimes are 1. Flamin’ Hot Cheetos 2. Japanese wasabi seaweed chips 3. Fried chicken. All of these cravings surface about three times a year, and I obey like a good girl.

You were my inspiration to move to L.A. & demand that life be interesting, but life disagrees as usual. I’m here, but it’s still pretty regular. Any advice on making a life where I can jaunt about with interesting clothes/hair, befriending unique people?

Art openings! Plays! Museums! Concerts! Clubs, if that’s your thing. Sign up for a few event mailing lists and get to it. There is always so much stuff going on, but without knowing about it this place can definitely seem like a big, empty sprawl of concrete. Also, make Yelp.com your friend. It’s really helpful at mentally preparing you for what places could be like before you go.

Top ten comics?

Impossible! However, I just discovered Tamburini and Liberatore’s RanXerox and am currently in the throes of big, mean cyborg-punk adoration.