There are many, many reasons to hate the holidays. The mass hysteria alone is enough to make me not want to leave my cave until January 2. However, this year was different. We had reason to celebrate at our office holiday party. Observe:
Got that? Good. Inspired by such provocative and poignant lyrics, Courtney, Erika and I got to work. Witness the fruit of our labors below!
1: Cut a hole in the box
2: Put your junk in the box
3: Make him open that box
And that’s the way you do it.
Not pictured: Courtney and I driving through LA, waving the present in question out of her car windows.
By far the best Christmas present I’ve ever given. Also, the events leading up to purchasing and wrapping the present basically made my week. What will we do next year to top this???
My god.. You’re right! How DO we top The Ultimate Gift? At least we have a year to figure it out.
Seriously, that really is the best present ever.
I see now that we set ourselves up. Next year it’ll have to be something truly impressive. But what?!
Bonus points for using my full name. I always dreamed of having google link my name to a picture of a cock, and now that dream has practically come to fruition (it still takes a couple of clicks to get to the pics, which is a bit disappointing).
I was just waiting for you to notice, honest! The offending tweet has been deleted to protect the cock’s good name. Just give google a few days to catch up.
GIFTMAS
Well played, madam.
All my hopes and dreams, dashed in one simple click! I understand, though, that cock may want to get a job in politics some day.
The google link is already rendered invalid.
Still trying to parse the expression on Zoetica’s face in the top photo.
Y’know, my coworkers are gonna love me today, more so than usual, for having this song embedded in my brain stuffs.
Hilarious!!!
That one never gets old hehehe…better be careful with the fuzz though, I hear they ram friends cars for less then carrying around a suspicious looking box attached to your crotch! O.o
awww…you used the mold! i’m so flattered!!!