Made it to the top 3 of Attack of the Show’s Women of the Web Special, out-webbed [and out-boobed] by Megan Fox and Jo Garcia. My positronic brain-device glows with gratitude to Jonah Ray for saying I should have been #1!
Sadly, this clips chops off my introduction, when one of the guys called me the Russian Angelina Jolie. Alas. Below, the quick Lovecraftian Kevin Pereira sketch I did for the show.
That’s awesome! :) By the way, is that… Kel from 90s Nickelodean shows? I thought he might’ve ODed on orange soda by now.
I have now idea who you mean, but probably.
Mm, I could go for some orange cream soda.
Well, he’s damn right… you do deserve number one!
Well you’re #1 to most of us! Good bit of promotion and artwork. I’m not a huge fan of Kevin but he looks good in the tentacled body of an ancient beast from lands too horrible for human eyes to fathom.
Also grape soda is way better than orange cream soda.
I agree, you should have been #1!!! Megan Fox and Jo Garcia cannot hold a candle to your artistic talent, intelligence and just you! ;)
Aw you guys!
You should have been #1. They don’t have your AWESOME blue hair.
Kel of Kenan&Kel? Survey says… yes!
I don’t know if it’s a good thing I just had to google this “Jo Garcia” to find out who she is.
You are just gorgeous!
Love your photography most!
Coilhouse is madness!
Who let Megan Fox on this list?
Megan Fox is garbage, YOU should have owned that entire fuckin’ show!!
What!! Zoetica number 3 WTF is wrong with this world. Megan (Best body money can buy) Fox number 1?Makes me want to puke. Zoe is and always will be #1 !!
I am not familiar with Jo Garcia, but Megan fucking Fox? Above YOU? The only thing the woman is capable of doing is puckering her lips to look sexy and parting them slightly to look a different version of sexy.
A quick Google search on Jo Garcia and… yep, you should have been #1, Zo. Without a shadow of a fucking doubt.
Oh my goodness! This is where I first saw your artwork and I lost it. You have some of the most creative artwork and style I have EVER seen. After I get another job I’m positive I’m going to buy a piece.
Ah I’m glad you posted the vid! I was kinda disappointed when I realized it was on earlier then I had thought.
How does it feel to be on top? Have you started commanding an army of internet fanatics to do your bidding!?
All hail Zoetica!
(Definitely should have been #1)
~M
hey zøe
just wanted to pop on in and congratulate you on the relaunch of biorequiem. great job and great articles.
and yes you should’ve been #1, but already are to whom and where it matters… stupid pussy ass g4 guy doesn’t appreciate pneumatic tubes on lingerie??! his loss. ;)
xo
marz*
Of COURSE you should have been #1
I thought I’d add shamelessly that Jonah Ray is my cousin. He preformed standup at my.. 3rd birthday party. Back when he was chubby and pasty ;)
Cheers